...he looked over the edge...into infinity...and there in front of him was what he'd been searching for...a peanut butter sandwich...with jelly...he knew the search would continue until he found...milk.

Monday, July 30, 2007

A Night at Belles (Part lll)

(The Madam, Belle, had hired Jerry and Jim 3 monsoon periods ago. They had shown up on her door step in the midst of a down pour. Bedraggled, wet, and hungry.)
 
The sight of a forlornly soaked Gorilla and Satanic faced, four armed, Centaur caused Belle to step back away from the door. It was an involuntary move, more from surprise than fear. Belle had seen it all. So she had thought.
 
Jerry spoke first, "Good evening Madam." The words were distorted because of the long canines which were made more visible when he talked. "My name is Jerry and this handsome devil to my left is Jim. I am xhuman and Jim is off world from a place that is not pronounceable by human or xhuman throat. Actually Jim is not his real name but the name that I have given him. But I digress. We are both strong and willing to work. We are also hungry. Would you have something that we could do that would earn us a meal?"
 
Belle had intuitively known that she was going to be touched upon for food at the minimum. While Jerry was explaining his and Jims presence on her doorstep, she was tallying up the To-Do's that had piled up since the last bouncer/handyman had mysteriously disappeared. She smiled, "I do have some things that need repair, but by the looks of both of you I can see that food should first be offered. The first meal is on the house as should be to troubled travelers. Then we will see what you can do to earn a dry place to sleep and more meals. Tell me, what are you able to eat?"
 
She stepped aside and motioned the odd couple to enter....

Friday, July 27, 2007

A Night at Belles (cont)

Jerry and Jim abandoned the front doors to start mingling with the crowd. They were not there to socialize. They were there to cool emotions. The Kodon warriors out numbered the girls by over 3 to 1. Jerry and Jim seemed to know exactly the right time and place to be when emotions started heating up. By their very presence an island of calm would ripple out and around them. This crowd was going to be difficult. Soldiers by their very nature are not easily cowed. As the smell of alcohol, hemp and sex began to fill the room the risks for violence increased. Jerry and Jim knew violence well, it was the death that accompanied it that they continuously tried to avoid. 
 
The Madam, Belle, had hired Jerry and Jim 3 monsoon periods ago. They had shown up on her door step in the midst of a down pour. Bedraggled, wet, and hungry.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Night at Belles

The Madam checked the clock on the the wall. It was time.
 
She signaled the two huge bouncers, Jerry and Jim, to open the doors.
 
Jerry was naked. Gorilla naked. Ex-human, now a Gorilla with human intelligence thanks to DNA splice technology. Jim was off world non-human and communicated through Jerry. Jim was analogous to a Centaur with four legs but with four arms also. Jim's' face was red and topped with goat like horns, his teeth sharp as if each filed to a point. A smile from Jim made one feel like dinner.
 
Then Jerry and Jim opened the wide double doors and the noisy mob of Kodon soldiers poured through.
 
The 27 girls in the adjoining room giggled nevously...it would be a busy night.

Friday, July 20, 2007

TGIF

Friday is like a gimmee day...full of potential...from Friday springs the weekend...a quest to cram excitement into two days...at times Friday begins the weekend...making a three day weekend...and three days can be magic...sometimes it seems all of our happiness hinges on Fridays...we have sayings with religious overtones...Thank God It's Friday!...well maybe we only have the one saying...maybe you can think of more but right now I can't...but the nubbin of truth that I am trying to get at here is that Fridays hold a special place in all of our hearts...not as a day of work...but as a day that ends the week and begins the weekend...so what I am advocating here is that we officially recognize Friday for what it has become...the semi official beginning of the the weekend and the end of the drinking drought that the work week hobbles us with out of necessity I am sure...for if we drank during the week like we drink on the weekends...well...AA would have new, "Hi, my name is John and I am an alcoholic." every day...not that many of us fully recognize the drinking ban that is in semi force during the week...but the weekend just seems to kick the chocks out from under the wheels of the train of excess that regularly leaves the station sometime on Friday...TGIF...

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Another Monday Evening Shot to Hell...

I painted...actually just stained some oak back splash boards for the
bathroom make over...then went to the store...the modern male
equivalent to hunting...the rest of the evening was listening to the iPod
and couch potato napping...I have found a new author to read...Christopher
Hitchens...a very rude British emigre...witty...suffers fools not...I do not
agree with all he says...but love the clarity that he brings to the
discussion...puts me in mind of Thomas Paine (wrote Common Sense and Age of
Reason) of American Revolution fame...both Brits...both wicked smart...both
opinionated...both very protective of the American experiment...Paine died a
pauper and friendless but it was his pamphlet Common Sense that coalesced
public opinion against the crown...and the proceeds from the sale of the
pamphet he donated to the revolutionary cause...Hitchens is not advocating
any revolution but having started out a Marxist and evolved to a
Libertarian... his views...at least to me seem revolutionary...

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Richard Dawkins

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6474278760369344626

The link above will take you to a debate...this is how debates should be...civilized discussions...the video is 70 minutes long...but Dawkins and McGrath are excellent speakers. Worth your time...

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Imperial Prez rebuttal by David Brin

http://davidbrin.blogspot.com/2007/05/from-sublime-to-ridiculous-to-just_12.html

Below is an excerpt from Contrary Brin posting...the whole post is delicious...this is sublime...it is attributable to Russ Daggett via Brin...

...According to Bush, Congress doesn't have the power to condition its war funding on a directive to redeploy troops from Iraq. This is just a continuation of his practice of appending signing statements to legislation making it clear that he reserves the right to ignore any laws he doesn't like.
Lately, many Administration apologists have been yapping that Congress has no business involving itself in matters like oversight or Foreign Policy at all!

In fact, and as a reminder, Article I of the US Constitution makes it pretty clear that Congress is the branch of government that sets war policy. Among the powers of Congress:To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;To provide and maintain a Navy;To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;And if that is not clear enough, it also gives Congress the power,To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Our Weekend

Our weekend was fine...We had a nice time at Meg and Mickey's...Saturday was spent at the big box store collecting plants for Meg and Mick's new raised garden area...on Sunday went to Emerald Downs for some horse racing...something that Mick had planned as a mothers day thing for Megs...seems a lot of people had the same idea...I broke even bet wise...spent all my money on food and beer...was fun...got home to Yakima at 9 last night...couch potato tired...surfed the TV...stopping mainly when naked people showed up on the screen...when the clinches were over I would continue surfing...was not into dialogue or plot...am blaming such behavior on my maleness...but not apologizing for it...you know...the surfing thing...ended up at CSPAN watching...well not really watching...just a semiconscious fade in fade out kind of viewing...on the life of Einstein...probably was interesting and educational...certainly was soothing...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

GAO Peak Oil Report PDF

Feb 2007 report from the GAO on Oil...I have not read it yet...it is on my to do list.

Roscoe Bartlett (R) Rep. Maryland is the source.

http://www.bartlett.house.gov/uploadedfiles/GAOCrudeOil.pdf

Real Climates April Fools

Well worth the time. If only for the sheepish grin you will have.

http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2007/04/the-sheep-albedo-feedbacki/

Actually it is as good an idea as some of the outlandish stuff in MSM now...

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Killing Frost...

Morning,
...the Orchardists will be complaining loudly today...paper says record lows last night...when I opened the door to get this mornings paper I could hear the wind machines thrumming in the distance...strange that this is a common sound...not natural...but common...a kind of white noise...like traffic or sirens...only confined to mornings and random morning musings...cold spring mornings used to greet us with a dirty sooty cloud that would cover everything...the dirtiness overlooked because of the perceived protective powers of the heat from the pots and the smudge clouds that cloaked the trees...spring then, though a time of renewal and beauty was also a time of gray mornings and sleepless nights...

Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Future and Tyrannical Republican Party

Reading Talking Points Memo this morning and there was a very good link to Salon and Glen Greenwald that you should read.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/04/01/romney_giuliani/index.html

Why am I scared?